Subject: Mommy's Balloons
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 02 2002 - 06:40:39 EST
"Mommy's Balloons"
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and
says,"Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his
dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter
would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked
his father the same question. His father, always quick
with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons.
When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and
she'll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnny's dad comes home from work
a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying
hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!"
His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think
Mommy's dying?"
"Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's balloons and she's
screaming, 'Oh Lord, I'm coming!"
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