Subject: Thanksgiving Q & A
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Dec 02 2002 - 06:37:15 EST
"Thanksgiving Q & A"
What do you get when you cross a turkey
with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
Which side of the turkey has the most
feathers?
The outside.
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving
dinner?
The turKEY.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot
at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
How did the Mayflower show that it liked
America?
It hugged the shore.
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