Subject: Little Johnny's Mother
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 31 2002 - 13:33:23 EDT
"Little Johnny's Mother"
Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in
the class what their parents did for a living.
Little Mary got up and said "my Dad is a pilot, and
my Mommy is an architect."
"Great," said the teacher.
Michael got up and said " my Dad is a Doctor, and
my Mom is a housewife."
"Good," said the teacher.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he
said: "My Mommy, she is a substitute."
Knowing better about his background and always
striving to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you
mean she is a Prostitute."
"No," Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute,
but when she does not feel well, my Mommy
substitutes."
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