Subject: Little Johnny & Tomcat
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 29 2002 - 11:16:50 EDT
"Little Johnny & Tomcat"
A teacher puts a photograph of a Tomcat on the
blackboard, and proceeds to ask the class, if they
can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat?
Little Mary has the first attempt and answers, "By fur
Miss?" The teacher replies, "Not quite right Mary,
but a good try."
Meanwhile all during the lesson Little Johnny is sitting
down the back raising his hand in the air saying, "Me,
Miss! Me, Miss!"
The next student the teacher picks is Peter, and he
answers, "Is it attached by skin Miss?" The teacher
replies..."Not quite right either, Peter... anybody else
want to try?"
Finally, the teacher had no choice but to pick Little
Johnny. She said to Johnny, "What do you think the
tail is attached by?" Johnny replied, "Judging by the
size of those nuts on the cat... I'd say it would have
to be bolted on!"
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