Subject: The Accident
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 17 2002 - 02:25:06 EDT
"Complexion"
When a physician remarked on a new patient's
extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High
blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
"Your mother's side or your father's?" Doctor asked.
"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."
"Oh, come now," Doctor said. "How could your
wife's family give you high blood pressure?"
He sighed. "You oughta meet 'em sometime,
Doc!"
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"The Accident"
After an automobile accident, one of the drivers
finds his dentures have been broken, and he's
really mad at the other driver.
"You know how long it's gonna take to get these
replaced? I won't be able to have a decent meal
for at least a week!"
The other driver says, "Hey, I think I may have a
pair that'll fit you." So he opens the trunk of his car,
and brings out a box with a whole lot of dentures
in it.
The other guy tries a few, and pretty soon he finds
a pair that fits perfectly! "Hey, this is great! They fit
as good as my own," he says, "but how come you
have all these dentures in your car? Are you a
dentist or something?
"No. I'm an undertaker."
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