Subject: Who Are The Best Women To Marry?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 17 2002 - 02:19:27 EDT
"Who Are The Best Women To Marry?"
Three couples were married and stayed at the same
hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken
care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a
nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to
himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be
hot to trot."
The second man married a telephone operator. Joe
showed them to their room and thought to himself,
"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have
sexy voices and once you pop that top button..."
The third man married a school teacher. Joe showed
them to their room and thought to himself "Poor guy,
she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid."
The next morning Joe reported to work at 5:30 in the
morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to
call for breakfast any minute and the other two would
call much later in the day.
6:00 a.m.
The phone rings it's the nurse's husband wanting
breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and
Joe stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were
still pressed and his hair nicely combed. Joe asked,
"What happened, sir? You married a nurse.
The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse.
All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying,
"You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary!"
Joe went back down to the main desk to wait for the
next call.
6:30 a.m.
The telephone operator's husband calls for breakfast.
Joe brings it as fast as possible hoping for the best.
The man opens the door and Joe stepped back in shock.
The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and
pressed. Joe asks, "What happened?" Telephone
operators are suppose to be as sexy as their voices."
The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a
telephone operator. All I heard last night was her a
nasal voice saying, "Your three minutes are up, your
three minutes are up."
Joe went back down to the desk, just knowing the
teachers husband will be calling any minute.
4:30 P.M.
The teacher's husband called for breakfast. Joe can't
believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couples
room. The man opened the door and Joe took a step
back in shock. He wore only his boxers and his hair
was a mess. He had scratch marks on his chest,
arms and legs. Joe fearing the worst asked, "What
happened to you? Did you have a fight?"
The man smiles and happily replies, "Oh no. Son,
when you marry be sure to marry a school teacher.
All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice
saying, "We are going to do this over and over,
until we get right."
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