Subject: Groom's Friends
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 14 2002 - 08:57:36 EDT
"Groom's Friends"
The wedding date was set and the groom's
three pals, a carpenter, an electrician and
a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play
on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of
their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed -
with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but
wore a sly grin and promised it would be
memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few
days later, each of the grooms buddies
received the following note:
Dear friends,
We didn't mind the bed slats being sawed.
The electric shock was only a minor setback.
But, by the Lord, I'm going to kill the son of a
bitch who put novocaine in the K-Y jelly!
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