Subject: Fainting Blonde
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 08 2002 - 09:17:37 EDT
"Fainting Blonde"
"How come you're late?" asks the bartender
as the blonde waitress walks in the door.
"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking
down Elm street and there was this terrible
accident. A man was lying in the middle of
the street; he was thrown from his car. His
leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and
there was blood everywhere. Thank Heaven,
I took that first-aid course; all my training
came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the bartender.
"I sat down and put my head between my
knees to keep from fainting!"
********************
"Faint"
The man passed out in a dead faint as he
came out of his front door onto the porch.
Someone called 911.
When the paramedics arrived, they helped
him regain consciousness and asked if he
knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he
said. "My son asked me for the keys to the
garage, and instead of driving the car out,
he came out with the lawn mower."
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