Subject: Eleven Things I've Learned from Noah's Ark
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Aug 04 2002 - 15:09:05 EDT
"Eleven Things I've Learned from Noah's Ark"
One
Don't miss the boat.
Two
Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built
the Ark.
Four
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old,
someone may ask you to do something really
big.
Five
Don't listen to critics;
just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six
Build your future on high ground.
Seven
For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight
Speed isn't always an advantage.
The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine
When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten
Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs;
the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven
No matter the storm, when you are with G~d,
there's always a rainbow waiting.
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