Subject: Turpentine vs Holy Water
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Aug 04 2002 - 15:08:02 EDT
"Visiting Church"
A young lad was visiting church for the first time
and was fascinated by all the announcements
and things posted on the bulletin boards. Puzzled
at a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked
a nearby usher who they were.
"Why," replied the usher, "those are our brave
boys who died in the service."
To which the youngster asked, "Was that the
morning service or the evening service?"
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"Turpentine vs Holy Water"
A kid was sitting on the side of the road holding
a bottle when a priest came up to him and
asked what he had. The kid replied, "Turpentine -
The most powerful thing in the universe."
The priest looked in awe and said, "Son the most
powerful thing in the universe is holy water. If you
rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass
a baby boy."
The kid look up in bewilderment and said, "Shoot,
you rub this under a cats' tail and it will pass a
motorcycle..."
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