Subject: Little Johnny and Alligator
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Aug 03 2002 - 22:33:32 EDT
"The Schoolteacher"
It was the first day at school. The students were
all in their seats, waiting for the new teacher to
start.
The Teacher stands up, and says, "Whoever
in here thinks they are stupid, please stand up."
The students all looked at each other, and finally,
one boy stood up.
"Do you think you're stupid?" asked the Teacher.
"No, said the little boy, but I didn't want you
standing there alone."
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"Little Johnny and Alligator"
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny
down to the water hole to get some water for
cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket
in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for
Grandma's kitchen.
"Well now, where's my bucket and where's my
water?" Grandma asked him. "I can't get any
water from that water hole, Grandma," exclaimed
Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's
been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt
no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you
are of him!"
"Well, Grandma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared
of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"
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