Subject: Glossary of Computer Terms
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 29 2002 - 07:58:48 EDT
*File Description: Glossary of Computer Terms*
access time: foreplay
Bandwidth: limited by the size of the stage
BBS: t-telling t-tall s-stories
CASE: 24 bottles
Control Character: prison guard
Conventional memory: remembering what you
did at COMDEX
copy protection: wearing a rubber
DAT: the opposite of DIS
end user: a prisoner's cell mate
group ware: clothes swapping
hacker: a heavy smoker
hand scanner: singles bar prowler looking for
wedding rings
heap: what I drive
hypertext: text on amphetamines
integrated circuit: a circuit with black & white components
lost chains: euphoria experienced by the recently
divorced
main memory: remembering where the water line is
native mode: head hunting
plotter: a deceitful person
postscript: graffiti on a pole
spreadsheet: a hooker's foreplay
subroutine: not quite routine
surge protector: a condom
token ring: a group of people passing the bong
track ball: what sprinters and runners often get
worksheet: a prostitute's office
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