Subject: At The Cemetery
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 29 2002 - 07:57:59 EDT
"Alimony"
Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very
carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and
I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband
said. "And every now and then I'll try to send
her a few bucks myself."
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"Loss"
Two men were talking. One said,
"It is hard on a man to lose his wife."
The other agreed, "Yes, it is extremely hard.
I kept leaving mine in malls but she always
finds her way home."
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"At The Cemetery"
A lawyer's wife dies.
At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that
the tombstone reads, "Here lies Phyllis, wife of
Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice."
Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother
says, "You should cry, pulling a stunt like this!"
Through his tears, Murray croaks, "You don't
understand! They left out the phone number!"
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