Subject: First Flight
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Apr 28 2002 - 02:30:35 EDT
"Conversation"
Two kids are talking to each other. One says,
"I'm really worried. My dad works twelve hours
a day to give me a nice home and good food.
My mom spends the whole day cleaning and
cooking for me. I'm worried sick!"
The other kid says, "What have you got to worry
about? Sounds to me like you've got it made!"
The first kid says, "Yeah, but what if they try to
escape?"
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"First Flight"
A little boy and his mother were taking his first
commercial airplane ride. After boarding the
plane, taking off and being at cruise altitude for
some time, the puzzled boy looked at his mother
and said, "So when do we get smaller?"
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"Ketchup"
A woman was trying hard to get the catchup to
come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone
rang so she asked her four-year old daughter to
answer the phone.
"It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her
mother. Then she added., "Mommy can't come
to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting
the bottle."
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