Subject: Golf Affair
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 22 2002 - 02:09:48 EDT
"Golf Affair"
The bride came down the aisle and when
she reached the altar, the groom was
standing there with his golf bag and clubs
by his side.
She said, "What are your golf clubs doing
here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said,
"This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
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"Getting Married"
A minister was planning a wedding at the close
of the Sunday morning service.
After the benediction he had planned to call the
couple down to be married for a brief ceremony
before the congregation. For the life of him, he
couldn't think of the names of those who were
to be married. "Will those wanting to get married
please come to the front?" he requested.
Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows,
four widowers, and six single men stepped to
the front.
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