Subject: The Toast
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 22 2002 - 02:08:40 EDT
"The Toast"
McGregor was attending his monthly
toastmasters meeting and put his name
in the hat for the Best Toast competition.
When called upon he stood at the podium,
raised his glass and toasted, "Here's to the
best years of me life spent between the legs
of me wife." The toastmasters applauded
and McGregor was named the winner of the
competition.
McGregor was so excited he ran home and
woke his wife to tell her the good news. "What
was yer toast, let me hear it." she said. McGregor
thought quick. Raised his glass and pronounced,
"Here's to the best years of me life, spent in church
with me wife." She was very moved and
congratulated him on such a fine toast.
The next day the wife was walking downtown
when she ran into the local policeman on foot
patrol. He told her that she should have been
very proud, her husband's toast was the best
one of the night by far.
"Yes, I am very proud", she said. "But ya know,
his toast wasn't totally true."
"How's that," the policeman asked.
"Ya know he's only been there twice. The first
time he fell asleep and the last time I had to
give him a good yank."
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