Subject: Feel Like a Woman
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 15 2002 - 02:54:28 EDT
"Bumpy Flight"
An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm
and was soon swaying and bumping around
the sky. One very nervous lady happened to be
sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him.
"Can't you do something?" she demanded
angrily.
"I'm sorry ma'am," the Reverend said gently,
"I'm in sales, not management."
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"Feel Like a Woman" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through
a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and
things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning. One woman in particular
loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want
my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've
had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever
made me really feel like a woman! Well, I've
had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can
make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has
forgotten their own peril, and they all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of
the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane.
"I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black
hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly
up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at
a time. No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation
as the stranger approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across
his chest as he reaches her, and extends the
arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman,
and whispers: "Here. Iron this."
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