Subject: Tom's Ego
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Sep 29 2001 - 02:47:23 EDT
"Alligator's Teeth"
A tourist was admiring the necklace worn by a local
Indian.
"What is it made of?" she asked.
"Alligator's teeth," the Indian replied.
"I suppose," she said patronizingly, "that they mean
as much to you as pearls do to us."
"Oh no," he objected. "Anybody can open an oyster."
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"Guest"
After a long evening of conversation the host finally
said, "I hate to put you out, but I have to get up at six
o'clock in the morning to catch a plane."
"Goodness gracious," exclaimed the guest, "I thought
you were at my house."
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"Tom's Ego"
Tom was so excited about his promotion to
Vice President of the company he worked for
and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks
on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told
him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have
a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"
"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not,
Tom decided to call the grocery store.
A clerk answers and Tom says, "Can I please
talk to the Vice President of peas?"
The clerk replies, "Canned or frozen?"
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