Subject: Play it?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Sep 29 2001 - 02:46:08 EDT
"Play it?"
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus
down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a
very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the
world. He hears everyone in the crowd laughing at him ... so
he says he will wager $50 to anyone who has an instrument
that the octopus can't play.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus.
The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the
man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet, The octopus plays the
trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and
the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down
with a confused look. "Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going
to screw it as soon as I get its pajamas off."
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