Subject: Smart Mouth
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Sep 29 2001 - 02:20:09 EDT
"Smart Mouth"
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right
behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad
was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,
who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant
and my mom a girl elephant, I would be a little
elephant."
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus
driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your
dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver!"
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