Subject: Changing Times
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Sep 23 2001 - 02:30:17 EDT
"Ten Commandments"
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy
father and thy mother," she asked, "Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat, one little boy answered,
"Thou shall not kill."
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"Rise N' Shine"
Marge was telling her friend Grace how she
gets her son out of bed in the morning.
"I just open his door and toss the cat on his
bed. He sleeps with his dog."
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"Changing Times"
by Philip H. Willon
16 years ago Today
She looks so cool and
comfortable in just a diaper
You march right back into the
house and put on more clothes.
She said her first word today!!
QUI-ET !!!
She's terribly shy of strangers.
No daughter of mine is going
on a blind date.
Isn't it exciting ?! She's
getting her first tooth.
Dentist bills!! Dentist bills!
She can sit and look at her
nursery books for hours.
When are you going to study?
I think that she is going to
have a nose just like daddy.
Absolutely not. Plastic surgery
is out of the question.
I'll be so happy when she
gets off her 2 a.m. feeding
so I can get some rest.
And furthermore, young lady,
your mother waited up for you
until 2 a.m.
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