Subject: Fishing
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Sep 23 2001 - 02:23:17 EDT
"Fishing"
A guy was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
Michigan recently with two buckets of fish leaving
a lake well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the guy, "Do you have
a license to catch those fish?"
The guy replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These
are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!" the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the
lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle
and they jump back into their buckets, and I take
them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The guy looked at the game warden for a moment,
and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works."
The game warden was curious now. "O.K. I've GOT
to see this!"
The guy poured the fish in to the river and stood by
and waited. After several minutes, the game warden
turned to the guy and said,"Well?"
"Well, What?" the guy responded.
"When are you going to call them back?" The game
warden prompted.
"Call who back?" The guy asked.
"The FISH."
"What fish?" The guy asked.
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"Ice Fishing"
A man who had his share of the bottle, decides to go
ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking
around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into
the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of
sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky.
"You will find no fish under that ice."
The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts
sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I
said before, there are no fish under the ice."
The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can't
see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one
more time to finish.
Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice
interrupts. "I have warned you three times now.
There are no fish!"
The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared,
so he asks the voice, "How do you know there are
no fish? Are you G~d trying to warn me?"
"No," the voice replied. "I am the manager of this
hockey rink."
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