Lucky Johnny

Subject: Lucky Johnny
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 17 2001 - 09:57:59 EDT

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"Lucky Johnny"

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son
an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all
of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying,
"Johnny, this is where you came from."

Johnny went to school the next day smiling,
insisting that all his friends refer to him as
"Lucky Johnny."

"Why?" one asked.

Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said,
"Because I came this close to being a turd."

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