Subject: Reincarnation
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Sep 03 2001 - 02:27:03 EDT
"Reincarnation"
Three Texans were in a bar throwing back a few,
while they were discussing the meaning of life.
The conversation grew deeper and deeper when
one of the gents started talking about reincarnation.
The trio started considering the possibility of the
existence of this phenomenon and what each would
prefer to come back as given the choice.
The first cowboy said "Well I think if I had my 'druthers
I'd come back as a big Brahman bull."
The other two contemplated this choice and inquired
as to why a bull.
"Well," he said "If I was a bull all I would have to do
would be to lay around eat and sleep all day. My women
would be brought to me, and my owner would be paid
for my services. That seem like a pretty good life to me."
His two buddies both agreed that sounded like a good
way to go through life, but one thought he could improve
on it. He said, "I'd rather come back as a range bull."
"A range bull, why a range bull?"
"Well "he said" If I was a range bull it would be much
the same as the life Leroy was talkin' 'bout. All I would
have to do all day is lay around and eat and sleep, but
I wouldn't have no fences to hold me back, and I would
have my choice of all the women on the range. That
seems like the best life to me."
Leroy nodded in agreement.
Just then ol' Charlie spoke up. "Naw" he said as he
shook his head, "Ya,ll got it all wrong." "I'd rather come
back as a whale."
"A whale, why in tarnation would you want to come
back as a whale?" They were amazed at Charlie's
statement.
Charlie just grinned and said, "Can you imagine having
a seven foot tongue and bein' able to breathe out of the
top of your head?"
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