Subject: Lobster Pets
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Sep 02 2001 - 02:13:45 EDT
"The Snake & The Beer"
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman
soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just
then he happened to see a little snake passing by who
had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the
snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for
the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up
again and poured a little beer down his throat and
went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant-leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more
worms in his mouth...
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"Lobster Pets"
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman
is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters
in a bucket. He is approached by the Game
Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not
catch these lobsters, they are my pets.
Everyday I come done to the water and whistle
and these lobster jump out and I take them for
a walk only to return them at the end of the day."
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that
it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman
turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe
me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back
into the water.
The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters
and show me that they will come out of the water."
The fisherman turns to the warden and says,
"What lobsters?"
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