A Rose By Any Other Name.


Subject: A Rose By Any Other Name.
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Sep 01 2001 - 02:54:34 EDT


"A Rose By Any Other Name..."

A young man was talking to a young woman that
he had just met, and asked for her name.

"I don't want to tell you," she said, "I'm named
after both of my parents, and it's kind of
embarrassing."

"Well, what could be so bad about that?" the
gentleman asked.

"My mother's name is Eliza, and my father's
name is Ferdinand." the lady answered.

"Well, those are nice names" the guy replied.

"It would be if they wouldn't have named me
FerdEliza!''

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"Anagrams"

DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN 'EM

MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



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