Subject: Afghani General
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Oct 30 2001 - 08:17:14 EST
"Fear?"
CHICAGO - The war on terrorism took a strange
and sad turn Friday as airline officials at Ohare
International Airport refused to let a 73 year old
grandmother board her plane as she had in her
possession two six-inch knitting needles. Apparently,
authorities were worried that she may knit an Afghan.
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"Afghani General"
An Afghani military General walked into and a bank
with six armed soldiers demanding to see the Bank
Manager. The attendant saw the armed men and
the angry look in the General's face and with shaking
hands pointed at the manager's office.
They all angrily entered the manager's office without
knocking or talking to secretary. The manager wanted
to scream at these rude men but he saw their guns
and simmered down. Then the General said to the
man,' we are aware that your bank does hides money
for some corrupt Arab military officials, we want their
names.'
The bank manager replied with sweat gushing through
his face, 'I am sorry sir but we can't disclose our
transactions with our customers'.
The General brought his revolver and pointed it at the
Bank manger and said, 'No more Mr. nice guy, you
have the count of five to talk, or I'll blow your brains
all over the office, 5.'
The Bank managers legs were shaking as he replied,
'I am sorry sir the names of our customers are confidential.'
'4'
'I beg of you sir, I have a wife and three kids.'
'I want their names. 3.'
The bank manager had not realized he had peed
on his pants, 'Have mercy on me.'
'The names, 2'
'It's against the banks Policy sir, please don't kill me,"
the man cried out with tears in his eyes.
'1'
The bank manager closed his eye to see death and
when he opened his eyes he saw the General smiling
and saying, 'General Smith was right about the bank
that don't talk, boys send in the bags and the other
soldiers brought in bags of money for the General
to put in the bank.
After they left the bank manager made a phone call,
"Mr. President we have some more Taliban funds
that need to be seized."
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