Subject: The Artist
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 29 2001 - 02:24:25 EST
"The Artist"
An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a
long time. Every day he was up early and worked
late - bringing perfection with every stroke of his
paint brush. As each day passed, he gained a
better understanding of the female body and was
able to really make his paintings shine.
After a month, the artist had become very weary
from this non-stop effort and decided to take it easy
for the day. Since Karen, his model, had already
shown up, he suggested they merely have a glass
of wine and talk - since normally he preferred to do
his painting in silence.
They talked for a few hours, getting to know each
other better. Then, as they were sipping their claret,
the artist heard a car arriving outside. He jumped up
and said, "OH NO! It's my wife! Quick, take off your
clothes!"
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