Subject: Marriage Tidbits
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Oct 20 2001 - 02:19:36 EDT
"Marriage Tidbits"
A couple was having a discussion about family
finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it
weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be
here!"
His wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your
money, I wouldn't be here."
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A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate
your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law
better than I like mine."
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Boring husband: "Honey, why are you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Bored wife: "Because I married the wrong man!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A man rushed home from work and exclaimed to
his wife, "Pack your bags, I've won the lottery!"
His wife asked excitedly, "Should I pack clothes
for cold or warm weather?"
He replied, "Pack'em all, you're leaving!"
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned. The husband was stunned, but then
smiled, "Wow! It really works!"
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Her husband has been slipping in and out of a
coma for several months, yet she stayed by his
bedside every single day. When he came to, he
motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by
him, he said, "You know what? You have been
with me all through the bad times. When I got
fired, you were there to support me. When my
business failed, you were there. When I got
shot, you were by my side. When we lost the
house, you gave me support. When my health
started failing, you were still by my side. When
I think about it now, I think you bring me bad luck!"
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