Subject: Here's Your Daily Laugh
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 19 2001 - 16:49:31 EDT
Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling
on a condom about to give his wife some.
Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and
asks, "Whatcha doin' daddy?"
Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts
looking at the floor, "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat
I saw."
Little Johnny says, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"
~~~
The nurse came in, gave the man a urine specimen bottle and
said, "I'll be back in 3 minutes for your specimen."
Then another nurse came in and gave the man a glass of apple
juice. So he poured the apple juice in the specimen bottle.
Soon the first nurse came back, took a look and said, "This
specimen is a little cloudy."
The man then said, "OK, I'll run it through again and see if
I can clear it up." Then he drank it down....
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A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her
underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide
open.
"You must have made a mistake," says the shocked dentist,
"the gynecologist's office is one level higher."
To that the lady replies, "No mistake, you installed my
husband's dentures last week, now you'll be the one getting
them out."
~~~
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee.
One says, "Your *thing* doesn't have any foreskin on it!"
"Of course, not! I've been circumcised."
"What does that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said they did it on the eighth day after I was born."
"Did it hurt?"
"You bet it hurt! I couldn't walk for a year!"
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