Subject: Scaled Down Blonde
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Oct 14 2001 - 15:15:18 EDT
"Scaled Down Blonde"
A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store
and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby
scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk. "Our baby scale
is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if
we weigh mother and baby together on the adult
scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and
subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says the blonde.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother -
I'm the aunt."
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"Stranded Blonde" (Politically correct version?)
A man recently saw a distraught young person
weeping beside his car.
"Do you need some help?" he asked.
The person replied, "I knew I should have replaced
the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't
get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a
distant convenience store) would have a battery
for this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" the
helping person asked.
"No, just this remote 'thingy,'" the distraught person
answered, handing it and the car keys to the other
person.
As The Good Samaritan took the key and manually
unlocked the door, he replied, "Why don't you drive
over there and check about the batteries ... it's a
long walk."
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