Subject: Who Needs Food?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Oct 12 2001 - 15:58:23 EDT
"Who Needs Food?"
A woman asks her husband if he'd like some
breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs,
perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and
coffee to follow?" she asks. He declines. "It's
this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the
edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime, she asks if he would like something.
"A bowl of homemade soup, homemade muffins
or a cheese sandwich?" she inquires. He declines.
"It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge
off my appetite."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything
to eat. She'll go to the store and buy him some
food. Would he like maybe a steak and apple pie?
Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved or a tasty
stir-fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up?
I'm starving."
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