Subject: Power Dreaming
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Oct 01 2001 - 09:42:08 EDT
"American Holiday"
Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned
about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about
the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently
reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the
answer.
"You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever
you die, it will be an American holiday!"
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"Power Dreaming"
Saddam Hussein had a dream and called President
George W. Bush to tell him about it.
"I had a dream about the United States. I could see
the whole country and over every building and home
was a banner," said Saddam.
"What was on the banners?" asked Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN!!" answered the
Iraqi President.
"I am so glad that you called," said President Bush,
"because I, too, had a dream. In my dream, I saw
Baghdad and it was more beautiful than ever, totally
rebuilt, and over every building and home was a big,
beautiful banner."
"What did the banners say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
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