Subject: More Taliban Q & A
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 21 2001 - 15:17:56 EST
"More Taliban Q & A"
Q: Why do all Afghani soldiers carry a piece
of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.
Q: What is the best Afghanistan and Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
Q: How many Americans does it take to
screw in a light bulb in Afghanistan?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles
away using laser targeting.
Q: How many members of the coalition does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: We are not prepared to comment on specific
numbers at this time.
Q: Why don't they have any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A: They have too many targets......
Q: Why can't Osama Bin Ladin use air conditioning?
A: Because there are no windows in the caves.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train
Iran's fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: What is the best Afghanistan export?
A: Afghan
Q: How do you play Afghanistan and Iraqi bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...A-10.
Q: What is Afganistan's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: How is Osama Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their cave windows and see
Rubble.
Q: Did you hear that Osama Bin Laden won the
toss?
A: He elected to receive.
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"Bin Laden's Wishes"
There are reports coming out of Afghanistan
that Osama Bin Laden said that if he is killed,
he wants an orthodox Muslim funeral.
However, he also said that in the event that
he is only injured, he wants a Jewish doctor.
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"Moral Question"
This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun
to decide what one would do....
The situation: You are in the Middle East, and
there is a huge flood in progress. Many homes
have been lost, water supplies compromised
and structures destroyed.
You are a photographer getting still photos for
the CNN news service and are traveling alone,
looking for particularly poignant scenes.
You come across Osama Bin Laden who has
been swept away by the floodwaters. He is barely
hanging on to a tree limb and is about to go under.
You can either put down your camera and save him,
or take a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph of him
as he loses his grip on the limb.
So, here's the question and think carefully before
you answer the question below:
Would you use a wide angle lens, or a telephoto?
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