Subject: Trouble With Fairy Godmothers
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Nov 20 2001 - 07:16:36 EST
"Trouble With Fairy Godmothers"
As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting
on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly
appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.
"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."
Poof: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking
chair into solid gold.
"And, I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful
princess."
Poof: The Fairy Godmother tuned the old woman
into exquisite young princess, with a priceless
crown of jewels.
"Your third wish?" asked the Fairy Godmother.
The elderly woman's dog raised his head and
uttered a single, weak, hoarse woof.
"Could you possibly turn my wonderful faithful
dog into a handsome prince?"
Poof: There, in front of the old woman, who has
now turned into a beautiful princess, stood the
most handsome young man anyone had ever
seen. More handsome than anyone could possibly
imagine. She stared at him in awe, completely
smitten.
As he came toward her, her knees weakened.
He bent down, brushing his lips across her ear
as he whispered,
"I'll bet you are sorry you had me neutered!"
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