Subject: Burglar's Confidence
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Nov 14 2001 - 09:31:09 EST
"Get Away?"
Years ago, some bank robbers in Montreal
committed the deed, then turned their car
around to go home. Trouble was they backed
the car into a snow bank and left a perfect
imprint of their license number. Cops met
them at home.
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"Breaking Into Dress Shop"
You admit having broken into the dress shop
four times?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered the suspect.
"And what did you steal?"
"A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.
"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit
breaking in four times!"
"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect. "But
three times my wife didn't like the color."
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"Burglar's Confidence"
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes,
decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door
he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please
don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn
the knob."
He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the
entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started
clanging. As the police carried him out on a stretcher,
he was heard moaning: "My confidence in human
nature has been rudely shaken."
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