Subject: From The Mouths Of Babes..
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 01 2001 - 20:02:57 EST
"From The Mouths Of Babes.."
"Close the curtains," requested our 2 year old
granddaughter, sitting in a pool of bright light.
"The sun's looking at me too hard."
My friend asked our grandson when he would
turn 6. He replied, "When I'm tired of being 5."
Seeing her first hailstorm, Mary Sue, age 3,
exclaimed, "Mommy, it's raining dumplings!"
As I frantically waved away a pesky fly with a
white dishtowel, my granddaughter observed,
"Maybe he thinks you're surrendering."
A friend's grandson, 4, was reading with his
granddad about Adam and Eve. He asked,
"Is this where G~d took out the man's brain
and made a woman?"
Announcing to daughter Lori that her aunt just
had a baby and it looked like her uncle, she
said, "You mean he has a mustache?"
When I asked our grandson if he could name
the capital of Florida, he fired right back,
"Capital F!"
While shampooing our son, 4, I noted his hair
was growing so fast he'd soon need it cut. He
replied, "Maybe we shouldn't water it so much."
My daughter told her 5-year-old that their van
was going to be fixed. Instantly, the small fry
assumed, "Oh, it's going to the tire-o-practor?"
Impressed by her 5-year-old's vocabulary, my
friend complimented the young scholar, who
nonchalantly responded, " I have words in my
head I haven't even used yet."
His Mom informed her son, Brian, that she was
going outside to get a little sun. "But Mommy,
he gulped, "You already have a son. Me!"
When our son asked about two look-alike
classmates at school, we told him they were
probably twins. The next day, he came home
from school all bubbly and said, "Guess what!
They are not only twins....they're brothers!!"
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