Subject: Night Out With the Wife
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Nov 01 2001 - 20:02:08 EST
"Night Out With the Wife"
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most
evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.
His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so
for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
"Hey, Dave! How ya doing?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he has been to this
club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he
would like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming
uncomfortable and says, "You must come here a lot
for that woman to know that you drink Budweiser."
"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We
share lanes with them."
A stripper comes over to their table and throws her
arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your
usual table dance?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into
a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in
beside her and she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you
picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave!"
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