Subject: I Want To Marry....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed May 30 2001 - 07:45:54 EDT
"I Want To Marry...."
A man came up to a farmer and said, "Sir, I want to marry
your daughter." The farmer said, "Ok, you have to run the
field, jump the fence, swim the pond, screw the cow, and
then you can marry my daughter."
So the man did as he was told. He came back, and the
farmer is laughing. "You have to do it one more time, that
was the funniest thing I ever saw!"
So the man again done as he was told. He came back, and
this time the farmer was rolling around on the ground still
laughing.
"Please, just one more time. After this, I swear, you can have
my daughter."
So for the third time, the man done as he was told. He came
back to the farmer, who was dying laughing.
"Ok, you can have my daughter. Welcome to the family, son."
"Hell with your daughter, sir. I want your cow!"
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