Subject: Electoral Talk
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri May 25 2001 - 07:29:04 EDT
"Electoral Talk"
A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who
is contesting the local elections. They both become
so busy that they do not think of anything else but
about the elections so much so that they communicate
about everything in political language.
One night the husband wants to have sex desperately,
but seeing the wife busy doing some work, goes to her
and says, "I would like to put my candidate in your
legislature."
The wife, not realizing this was meant for something
else, without raising her head says, "Our party is not
going to accept this." The husband is disappointed
but he goes to sleep.
After some time the wife realizes what the husband
meant, so she wakes him up and tells him, "Darling,
now you can put your candidate in my legislature."
Husband, "Sorry, I cannot do that. My candidate stood
independent and lost his deposit."
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