Subject: Mom, Can I have Some Money?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 08 2001 - 20:30:43 EDT
"Mom, Can I have Some Money?"
A little girl asked her mother for a dollar to give
to an old lady in the park. Her mother was
touched by the child's kindness and gave her
the required sum.
"There you are, my dear," said the mother.
"But, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells candy."
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"About Dinner"
One evening long ago the family was having
dinner. My father was always giving special
attention to my 3 year old sister. He put her food
on her plate, and then to be sure that it was cool
enough, he leaned over and blew on her food for
what seemed like a long time.
Finally, the little sister had enough of looking at
the big bald spot on dad's head. With all the
contempt that a 3-year old could muster, she
said, "Eat your own dinner!"
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