Subject: Storks
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue May 08 2001 - 20:29:30 EDT
"Storks"
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and
a baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and
the father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son.
Your mother will come back. She's only bringing babies
to and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother
and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying,
and the mother is saying "Son, your father will be back
as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new
mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate:
their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before
dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's
been all night.
The baby stork says,
"Nowhere in particular. I was just scaring the hell out
of college students!"
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