Subject: Mental Door
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 23 2001 - 07:50:20 EST
"Would I Lie?"
A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his
office and said, "There's a gentleman in
the waiting room asking to see you. He
claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responded, " O.K. Tell
him I can't see him."
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"Psych Docs"
A study conducted by the American Psychiatric
Association (ASA) today showed that over 40%
of the practicing psychiatrists in the U.S. were
themselves receiving psychiatric treatment of
some kind.
A spokeswoman for the ASA said the public
should not be concerned, as the remainder
were undergoing intensive drug-therapy.
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"Mental Door"
A group of people were in group therapy for
various mental conditions. After weeks of therapy,
the doctor decides to find out who had made the
most progress. He puts all his patients in a room
and after struggling to make them silent, points
to the wall and says, "The first one to open that
door will get fifty dollars."
The patients rush to the wall and start pulling and
shoving each other. Then the doctor sees one
patient sitting in one corner. Thinking that the
guy had realized that there was no door, he walks
to him and asks him, "So why don't you want to
get the fifty bucks?"
The patient calmly replies, "Those fools are never
going to open that door unless they get the key first."
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