Subject: Newborn's Weight
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 23 2001 - 07:47:53 EST
"Newborn's Weight"
This guy came into work one day with a fistful of
cigars and started passing them out left and right
to celebrate the birth of his son.
"Congratulations, John," said the boss. "How
much did the baby weigh?"
"Four and a half pounds," reported the father
proudly.
"Gee, that's kind of small."
"What did you expect?" retorted Eric indignantly.
"We've only been married three months."
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