Subject: You Know Your Life Stinks When...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Mar 12 2001 - 03:08:50 EST
"You Know Your Life Stinks When..."
A black cat crosses your path and drops dead.
Your over 25 and still live with your parents or
some other relative. If you are 30 or more,
well enough said...
You take an assertiveness training course and
you're afraid to tell your wife.
Your chauffeur is on parole for car theft. (Actually,
you just remembered you don't even own a car
like that.)
You have to take out a loan just to get money for
the down payment.
Your children's school calls to surrender.
The bride's family throws rocks instead of rice.
Your wife wraps your lunch in a road map.
Your plants do better when you do *not* talk
to them.
All your modeling jobs are for cartoonists.
Your engagement ring is, upon closer inspection,
plastic.
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