Subject: Bark!
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sun Mar 11 2001 - 02:45:34 EST
"Bark!"
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are
walking along, when all of a sudden,
a cat attacks them. The mother mouse
yells, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the mother mouse to her
baby. "Now do you see why it's important
to learn a foreign language?"
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"Cat Dictionary"
** Aquarium: interactive television for cats.
** Cataclysm: any great upheaval in a cat's life.
** Catatonic: a feline medicinal drink.
** Caterpillar: a soft scratching post for a cat.
** Cat Scan: to look for a new cat.
** Dog: a cat's device for running practice.
** Door: something a cat always wants to be
on the other side of.
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