Subject: Heal The Sick...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 06 2001 - 14:45:55 EST
"Heal The Sick..."
A middle aged couple is watching TV when a
TV Evangelist comes on and promises to heal
the sick. "If only you would pray with him and
place your right hand in the air and place your
left hand on the afflicted area."
So the man places his right hand in the air and
his left hand on his crotch.
Upon seen this action, the man's wife says,
"Gee, honey He said heal the sick, not raise
the dead!"
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