Subject: Elephant Sandwich
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Mar 06 2001 - 14:43:07 EST
Elephant Sandwich
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A man was walking around a new town, looking for a place to
eat, when he spotted a restaurant called "Anything You Want."
A notice on the window read "We can fix any dish you ask for
- if we don't have it, you will be paid $200."
Thinking this was a pretty good deal, the man went in and sat
down at a table. The waitress came over to take his order.
He said, "I'll have roast elephant on rye bread, and hold the
mayo."
She snapped her gum, stuck her pencil back in her hair and
walked into the kitchen.
All of a sudden, the man heard screaming and yelling, pots
and pans being thrown, and dishes breaking. The kitchen door
slammed open as the owner came charging out. He put two one-
hundred dollar bills on the table, and said "I can't believe
it. I've been in business here for ten years, and this is
the first time I've run out of rye bread!"
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