Subject: Farmer And His Wife
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Mar 03 2001 - 04:08:18 EST
"IRS Bull"
An IRS man asks a farmer, "How much is
your prize bull worth?"
The farmer says, "For tax purposes, or has
he been hit by a train?"
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"What's The Difference?"
What's the difference between a northern
fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins "'Y'all ain't
gonna believe this crap..."
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"Farmer And His Wife"
A Kansas tornado hit a farmhouse just before
dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked
up the beds, on which the farmer and his wife
slept, and set them down gently in the next
county. The wife began to cry.
"Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said.
"We're not hurt."
Mary continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she
responded between sobs. "I'm happy 'cause
this is the first time in 14 years we've been
out together."
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