Subject: Dead Man Jokes
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Mar 02 2001 - 06:42:27 EST
"Dead Man Jokes"
Q: Why was the dead man happy to be
sentenced during his trial?
A: Because they gave him life.
Q: What is a dead man's favorite magazine?
A: Life
Q: How come nobody liked the dead lawyer?
A: Because he was rotten to the core.
Q: What kind of personality did the dead
man have?
A: He gave you the cold shoulder.
Q: What kind of a shot was the dead man?
A: He had dead aim.
Q: How did the dead brother and his dead
brother resemble each other?
A: They were dead ringers
Q: How did the two dead brothers do in school?
A: They were dead even.
Q: Why were the people trying to get the dead
man to change his mind?
A: Because they knew he was dead wrong.
Q: Why was the dead man not living well?
A: Because he was dead broke.
Q: Why was the dead man not courageous?
A: Because he had cold feet.
Q: Why was the dead man insensitive?
A: Because he had a cold heart.
Q: Why did the dead man divorce his dead wife?
A: Because she was frigid.
Q: Why did the town chase out the dead drifter?
A: Because he was a deadbeat.
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